Gamma and Aunt B and Auntie,
I have the meanest Mama on the planet. She punished me for the first time and I didn’t like it one bit. I know you will say that I shouldn’t be biting people, especially not my Mama and especially not on her boob. But I don’t need a lecture. What I need is sympathy. Or maybe you could give me the number to child protective services? I am telling you, this crazy woman needs to be stopped. I know she only put me in the corner for about 30 seconds. Just long enough to pull out the camera and take this humiliating photo of me. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!! At least that is what Patrick Swazye said in Dirty Dancing and that my friends is my motto. Won’t you please pity me?
Love,
Mabry Grace
I have the meanest Mama on the planet. She punished me for the first time and I didn’t like it one bit. I know you will say that I shouldn’t be biting people, especially not my Mama and especially not on her boob. But I don’t need a lecture. What I need is sympathy. Or maybe you could give me the number to child protective services? I am telling you, this crazy woman needs to be stopped. I know she only put me in the corner for about 30 seconds. Just long enough to pull out the camera and take this humiliating photo of me. NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!! At least that is what Patrick Swazye said in Dirty Dancing and that my friends is my motto. Won’t you please pity me?
Love,
Mabry Grace
3 comments:
Oh, that sounds like it hurt. Love the Dirty Dancing quote!
Awwww poor Mabry!! I've been bit there before... several times. It definitely deserves 30 seconds in the corner! haha
Hi Cheri,
Thanks for the birthday song today! You are awesome!
Brandee :-)
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