Monday Chuckle...For the Birds

Quick, I need some floss, I think I've got a seed stuck in my beak.

Hey guys, what do you think I am, a houseboat?

Landing check list; gear down, check; full flaps, check; runway clear, check; alignment correct, check.

Just keeping an eye on those noisy magpies next door.

But Honey, what makes you think I had a little too much at the office party?

No, I didn't read the part in the Bible about breaking bread together so just let go.

o sorry to have to ask all of you to help but I really do need that contact I dropped.

Oh, how I love government handouts!!

Were you eating blackberries when you sneezed on my wing?

Oh WOW, what a hoot. You really bought the bit about us being wise?

And my personal favorite......

Really? My mother flew south without me?