Monday Chuckles of the Holy kind

Out of the mouths of babes:

GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good

Samaritan.

She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all

wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."

DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of

fishing when he was on the Ark ?"

"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms.

UNANSWERED PRAYER

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused

and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she
asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so
observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good
sermon." "How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.

ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS

When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every

family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For
several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would
say, "And all girls."

This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing.

My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, "Kelli, why do you
always add the part about all girls?"

Her response, "Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying

'All Men'!

SAY A PRAYER

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his

Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food
was being served.

When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his mother.

"I don't need to," the boy replied.

"Of course, you do "his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer before

eating at our house."

"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's house

and she knows how to cook.

THE BIBLE

Did you know that... When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache.

When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints.
Let's read the Bible every day so he keeps on fainting. Maybe one day
he'll have a stroke and never wake up.